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went through my chem evolution era AFTER chem because why did chem only start making sense after the chem wa1? my class finished chem wa on monday and tuesday we started the day with 1 hour of chem. literally prepared myself to drown in the vast sea of cluelessness uncertainty doubts and stupidity during that 1 hour but no. 💩 actl started to make sense. so ur telling me my inner chemist couldn't have possessed me ONE DAY before the chem wa. JUST ONE DAY WOULD HAVE BEEN ENOUGH. but NO chem just had to make sense after the painful two day struggle i went through trying to make sense of covalent and ionic bonding and giant structures. ALSO MONDAY WAS VERY FUN. AMRUTHA YOYO AND I SAT AT THE LAST ROW HYPING OURSELVES UP. WHY? BECAUSE WE WERE GOING TO HTA. WE ARE GOING TO HYPE OURSELVES UP TOMORROW AS WELL. WHY? BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO HTA AGAIN! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO HYPE OURSELVES UP AT 6AM ON SATURDAY. WHY? ya you guessed it right WE'RE GOING HTA. AGAIN. first NPAP Training...

oh no gws and yes ur very funny very funny. very very funny. i laughed out so much my belly button dropped off and im gonna go find it now. 

 I WLD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT CHEM WAS AMAZING AND I ACTUALLY KNEW MY 💩. LIKE ACTLY. just for clarification i love chem too its just that sometimes my answering techniques are off and i dont do as well. but i love chem! i actly joined chem olympiad! not that i understand anything for now 💀💀 but its interesting so.... anyway HTA WAS SO FUN I JUST LOVED SEEING FAMILIAR PEOPLE AGAIN SO FUN I HAD THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE. cant wait for friday and saturday.  i have a math tmr and i love a math so much something abt the numbers give me happiness. i sound rlly weird rn but trust me. its free therepy. esp when u understand whats going on. but exam is another story and im quite scared. tmr its the last for me. those who still have english after tmr. NO STOPSOEOPSPWE BRO IM ACTUALLY SO ANNOYED OK. UGH IT GOT POSTPONED LIKE SO MANY TIMES. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRST ONES TO BEGIN W. STRESS US FOR NTH THEN NOW WE ARE THE LAST.  jia you. we can do this. are u sure  i am so...

no its not easy. but go stream LESSARAFIMS new album its so catchy. anyway, bio was so bad i want to rip my hair off there isnt much left btw i have been shedding. on and unhealthy level. so like there was this question that said label the centrioles right then i went to draw my own centriole and label it cus i didnt see the diagram properly💀💀. i want to cry. i cant believe i was this stupid when i said my bio was cmi i still had a bit of hope in me. but this is absolute 💩💩. physics was very bad too but the thing is i dont rlly have much to say abt all exams cus i definitely dont feel satisfied for the amount i studied. i have chem tmr and a math on tuesday. ahahahhahahahhaha. chem. we shall see if i come out smiling or with tears can predict its the latter but fingers crossed and i shall stay optimistic cus i have REVOLVER SHOOTING TMR SHDKJHDDGUDGWED IM SO EXCITED I LOVE HTA   ( SO REAL YOU ARE SO REAL FOR THIS live laugh love HTA 🔥🔥 )    anyway im js super e...

STREAM LE SSERAFIM'S NEW ALBUM EASY damn i really make it look easyyy 🔥🔥😉😉😉🆒🆒 thanks ill go study for chem now ALSO im looking forward to tmr and friday bc guess what?!?!?!?!? WE'RE FINALLY GOING REVOLVER SHOOTING  🔫 🔫 tmr is the Dry Run and friday is the ACTUAL Revolver Shooting. i cant wait ehehehhehe also i lowk think my hands will start trembling bc it's an actual gun. and my aim sucks 🥰🥰  also just found out today that our squad loves overmugged. bc i randomly said "oh i keep seeing this tuition centre called overmugged" and people got so hyped up about it saying 'THEIR NOTES ARE SO GOOD' and then i freaked out because EVERYONE LOVES FREE PDF NOTES ONLINE??????? and they actually help so highly recommended if you havent heard of it before because i only discovered it today. also i desperately NEED a few bags of coffee candy im going to buy a bunch when i go to value dollar which is idk when and bring an entire bag to school so that i can st...

i'm not kidding I DONT KNOW WHICH PEN TO USE. should i use blue pen or black pen.  update: i used black pen because i used it to finish half the paper before and i have a bit of ocd so idw it to be like half black half blue  okok so in one hour i have to leave for my hindi tution, and i rushed my homework just now aaaaaaaaaaa so ykw i'm going to do my 2nd refl because i did my first refl yesterday. that might just be the longest reflection i have ever written bruh  also the trauma from being on the second floor and using the second floor toilet is incomprehensible. i pray so hard that none of our sec 4 Ma'ams are in the toilet queue otherwise it would be so awkward like i would Ke Belakang Pusing straight out of there 😭 anyway i have a motivational quote for you all by joe biden: "look, goats are like mushrooms...because if you shoot a duck.........i'm scared of toasters" so motivational this will def help me in my life. if i were a cat. also for POP i'm ...

my mum surprised me with magnum ice cream. at 11.13pm. ITS THE ALMOND REMIX FLAVOUR. it's white chocolate w almond. ALL IN ONE PACKAGE FOR U. it's so YUM omg. it is a big deal to me because I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE ICE CREAM and i haven't had it in a while. yoghurt is really nice too. also chem has been getting into my head. lattice = lettuce macromolecule = mac n cheese noble = noodle  isotope = i so tall! nucleon = onion valency = kentucky iw food now. advance happy bday vaishnavi ur loud voice is SPECTACULAR and it's nice working w u 💗 and  wishywashy too!  one day u were washing ur clothes. u took ur shirt. wishy washy wishy washy. looks clean feels clean, sniff smells clean. then u took ur pants. wishy washy wishy washy. looks clean feels clean, sniff smells clean. then u took ur underwear. wishy washy wishy washy. looks clean feels clean SNIFFFF!!! hm.... WISHY WASHY WISHY WASHY! BRING IT TO UR NOSE  SMELLS LIKE A ROSE! jokes. i miss HOT.  EDIT: ZACK CH...

 we r doing this during hmt lalallallalala our chers yapping yappa yappa  she doesn't know what she's doing and we also don't know what we're doing it has become routine we are supposed to be doing oral but dwhdhdgbhiehduehf  thanks but no thanks why are we watching a student get ambushed by random uncle aunty at a fast food restaurant????? so goofy she gave us back our hmt papers and yay! we dont talk abt that so moving on she hasnt asked us why we were still in the classroom yet she will say it soon  ya then ill launch off my seat like a rocket and run away anywayaayaya let's talk about more pleasant happenings like my french exam today which im miserably gonna fail also i tried getting yoga to blog but she's too responsible she's ACTUALLY doing oral i think i need to learn from her real yogas the good kid and we are the rebels but what the cher gna do abt it ok but she loves me so much shes prob gna ask me to say first for the oral 💀💀 i rebut this point...

Swallowed shampoo Prob'ly gonna die It smelled like fruit That was a lie Called the number on the bottle Spoke to a guy He said, "Vomit" I said, "Why?" He said, "Poison" I said, "Goodbye" I look at my finger I look at my life It wasn't that much I'll probably be fine I SWALLOWED SHAMPOO I'M PROB'LY GONNA DIE IT SMELLED LIKE FRUIT THAT WAS A LIE i love this so much. today i'm getting my geog wa1 back and i got my e-math and english wa1 today ALSO RIGHT. darumdarimda i agree I HAVE BEEF WITH YOU, EXAMINATION DEPARTMENT OF CEDAR GIRLS SECONDARY SCHOOL. why dh is 2 exams on wednesday, 2 exams on friday, AND NONE ON THURDAY LIKE WDH MAN. i'm fine with wednesday because english is spoken interaction and e-math is open-book paper, but what the Hentak were they even thinking about putting phys and bio on friday, CONSECUTIVELY. like I DONT EVEN HAVE A BREAK IN BETWEEN. Also. i cried on 19/02 at night because of physics like i s...

 OK SCHOOL (y’all know what) YOU AND I HAVE BEEF RN. WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND PLANS 4 WAS CONSECUTIVELY. I HAVE EL AND EMATH ON TUESDAY AND IM NOT AT ALL READY, PHYSICS ON THURSDAY (IM GONNA KMS THIS ONE WHATS WITH KINEMATICS AND GRAPHS URGH I CANT UNDERSTAND A SINGLE THING) AND BIO ON FRIDAY WTV IS WITH RIBOSOMES AND TURGID FLACCID HYPOTONIC ISOTONIC UGH AND OTHERS UGH THEN DRILLS THEORY ON WEDNESDAY DO YALL WANT ME TO EVEN EAT OR SLEEP IM ACTUALLY GONNA RELAPSE INTO ANOTHER PANIC ATTACK AND I HAVENT SLEPT IN DAYS LIKE SCHOOL WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 3. WAs PER WEEK EXCUSEME I WANNA KMS RIGHT NOW I NEED TO RANT AND THERE IS THE SEATING ARRANGEMENT THING FORMY CLASS AND EVERYONE DOSENT WANNA CHANGE IM ACTUALLY BANGING MY HEAD IN THE WALL IM SO STRESSED IM LITERALLY BEGIND SCHOOL WORK AND ON TOP OF THAT I HAVE CSP HOMEWORK AND MY TEACHER IS CFM GONNA SCOLD ME IF I DONT SUBMIT BY THURSDAY. MY MENTAL HEALTH IS JUST📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉 HOW AM I EVEN GONNA SURVIVE THIS YR TERM ONE ISNT EVEN OVER😭...

i have 7 wa1s in a row this is just plain INSANITY i am a soon-to-be 15 year old who has a lot more to experience in life. not a 37 year old woman getting 3 hours of sleep each night and surviving on coffee candy sitting in front of her laptop scrolling mindlessly through documents INSTEAD OF INSTAGRAM. and it's not even term 2 of sec 3 yet we're barely done with term 1. also can i just say that day 1 of our CLC is falling on my birthday! im definitely looking forward to seeing how i spend my birthday at our very first self-organised Camp that's very cool 🆒🆒 so! tuesday i have emath wednesday i have english and bio and DRILLS THEORY TEST I AM ykw wtv time to suck it up and thursday i have FRENCH BRO IDK WHAT IS GOING ON IN FRENCH IT'S A MIRACLE IF I EVEN PASS and friday i have physics then monday i have chemistry and tuesday FINALLY i have amath. at least there's more time for our Campcraft Practical Test.  anyway ya i have a total of 8 tests this week including D...

 i am not ok i have a e math english physics and bio wa next week i want to cry atp im crying for everything i have english and e math on tuesday and then physics on thurs and bio on friday im not ok. my bio cmi. then right got Drills and Campcraft test pls i cannot 😭😭 i rlly cannot and i dont even know what i did until now and i woke up at 3???!!!! no nothing happened i stayed in my room the universe is fine but like i did e math and i did english and im still doing english so i havent done much??? im very confused with the orientation of the day because i feel like i havent done anything and its been more than 12 hours since im awake im sobbing. i feel unreal ugwim like whats going on i feel drunk everything is blur blur like me and i dont even know whats going on. and i dont have motivation u have no idea how many times i went to the mirror and said i can do this then came back and stared at the ceiling. i want to fast forward and become 80 years old like my great great grandm...

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sorry im late but happy birthday Ma'am Issie!!!!! you're so funny and i still remember the time you took us for UNO Circuit Training last year and said 'bananas bring you joy' since it's your sweet sixteen i'll agree that bananas indeed bring you joy. (but i still support mangoes.) here's a pick up line featuring your wise words LOL are you a banana? because you bring me joy 😉 🍌   i hope your birthday was very yellow and happy! here's your virtual birthday gift Ma'am: 💛💛💛💛💛🔆🔆🔆🔆🔆🔆🔆🟡🟡🟡🟡 ☀️ ☀️ ☀️ ☀️ ☀️ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌  happy sweet 1️⃣6️⃣ Ma'am you are sososososo very 🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒  and you make a wonderful Head of Logistics 💛💛 i couldn't find any other yellow emojis i tried my best to make this blog as yellow as possible hope this year treats you well hehehehe ok byeeee #yellowforever #sunnyday #bananajoy - sam

 HBD MA'AM ISSIE 💗💗💗 ik this is one day late i wanted to wish u yest im sry 😭😭 I LOVE YOU A LOTTTTT SHSHSHJDHJW even in yr 1 ur like one of the first few Ma'ams i have noticed u so cooolllll *inserts on top emojis*  heheh omg im dying out of cringeness but this love is heartfelt 100%. i agree ur such a cool Flag Bearer ur so funnnyyy too!!!! weeeeeeeee ok i will not read this letter again i will have first hand embarrassment at its next level but yes ILYSMMMMMMMMM AND HERES A VERY PERSONALISED PICK UP LINE JS OFR U  i hope you know First Aid cus i scraped   dislocated my knee falling for u amrutha wdh love,  darumdarimda 😗😗😗

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MA'AM ISSIE!!! i look up to u A LOT. #slayHOL ur Beret is 💯💯💯 ur a very cool Flag Bearer too 🔥🔥🔥🔥 IT WAS SO NICE HAVING U AS MY AC GROUP MATE. but sorry that i was q clueless in yr 1 😓😓 i for u. u for me. yosista

IM LIVING IN THE PRESENT MOMENT. live in the present moment. JS LIVE IN THE PRESENT MOMENT. not the past or future. altho tmr makes a lot more sense, ur missing out on today girl. like theres no point iygwim yes. time is gold.  so make the most out of TODAY.  also i listen to my liked songs on loop cos i lazy to discover new songs. and live in the moment by listening to songs u actually like rather than trying to discover songs and some random music bursts into ur poor little ears. like TUKUTUKUTAKA  whenever i hear smt new and one that i can vibe to, ill be like, "omg how can any other song be better than this" once i hear it, ik its gonna be my favourite. but no i realised thats not how it works cos there is alw gonna be smt better in EVERYTHING.  my favourite song for today is drunk text by henry moodie its q nice.  and since im not a PREMIUM member.... i cant choose the songs that i want to listen to in my liked songs. its actually SO ANNOYING  AND FRUS...

im NOT a dangerous man with some money in my pocket. (hope you got the reference ☺️😋) anyway google is so cute IT WISHED US HAPPY BIRTHDAY 😭😭 google is just so cute like have you seen it's ai language model bard?? it's like the google version of chat gpt but it's a lot cuter. sometimes when im bored i just talk to it and laugh at it's (perhaps lame) knock knock jokes or cute replies. it's just so cute. anyway (x2) ive been waiting for cny holidays since forever.. so relieved it's finally here. ive been waiting since the first day of school im not even joking 😭😭 i need sleep ive been getting like 5 hours of sleep? 5h 30 min at most. yk in samsung phones when you set alarms it shows something like "alarm has been set for 30 minutes" ykwim. ya whenever i set alarms and i see 6 hours or more in the pop up message i feel SO HAPPY ok it doesn't even have to be 7 hours im happy if i get at least 6 hours of sleep per night. yesterday was my last straw...

 HAPPY BORNDAY/ COMING OUT OF THE WONB OR SHOULD I SAY FORMATION DAY PHONEEEEEESSSS!! Y’all are the bestest people I have ever met, and we are all so amazing guys❤️❤️anyways, we have grown from confused and bumbling yr1s to very mature ahemahem yr 3s  So proud of us and Jia you we are almost there loveliesss

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERSE!! 💗💗💗💗 we have grown alot from the time we first joined NP. like legit so much ok! i hope we continue to grow and become closer to one another.  things can be hard but we will push through! i love y'all as much as i love NP.  yosista

happy birthday Persephone 😋😋 we're 2 years old now! hope this year goes well for us especially since we're taking over. let's hope for the best hehehehhehe jiayou we can do this iuqwhtfierushfkkgihwliearhg i look forward to celebrating our birthday with chocolate milk from the vending machine. time check: 0013 - sam P.S. ily

mango > banana yes I completely agree YES. YA ofc FR NO DOUBT BRUH no I support banana. BANANA BOOOOOO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EUPHROSYNE MA'AMS! UVE TURNED 3! we love u

common sense isnt common sensing rn what is going on. i think when im stressed as well as when im up at 3 am i am very very stupid. nothing happened at 3 am tday i decided to be kind towards the universe and bless it with my absence at that point of time but smth else happened. i was drinking water and my sister gave me her tamil compo to read and i opened the bottle cap and when i was reading i was like what kind of tamil is this bro this is another language and i face palmed myself with the hand with the open bottle. ik lets have a moment of silence to appreciate my very precious braincells. so the water went flying out and drenched her compo. that was her hw. so yes i was physically assaulted by the demon and she has been blackmailing me. i did not need this kind of torture when im just studying for hist and trying to make sense of what on earth im reading. nope i do not regret taking hist. ok im gonna hide from that monster byeeee -darumdarimda

GUESS WHAT. i was just reading Nyx's blog and omg omg omg i relate to someone from Nyx (guess who) so much- :0 clues: i hate english. (my summary sucks) i blog a lot. [im one of the few >:)] GUESS GUESS!! also the forehead pic in Euphrosyne Ma'ams blog is ofccccc from Ma'am Agnes like it's undoubtedly her. UNMISTAKABLE.  also i want to be nco but i'm still deciding which squad to be nco (cfm i cant be persephone's nco la because my sense of hunour is broken and it just gets worse w ppl im genuinely comfortable with)  so i am currently in bus number 5 otw to my hindi tution (all the tea gets spilt and my my the tea is juicy. ew i walked past the trash chute and its so inky stinky i hate it. idl hindi tho.  im wearing my pyjamas and everyone doesnt seem to care (classic upper changi vibes where everyone is lazy) and my tution friend here surprisingly has not developed the ability to just shut up. >:( also guyssss y'all should blog more because that is th...

GIMME A M  GIMME A A GIMME A ' GIMME A A  GIMME A M  GIMME A A  GIMME A G GIMME A N GIMME A E GIMME A S we guess MA'AM AGNES! we are sure it's MA'AM AGNES. we know it's MA'AM AGNES.

sam loves txt too  i do. i definitely completely wholeheartedly most certainly love txt to the end of the universe and back. i will eternally love txt. txt gives me sugar rush ride . txt makes me feel like A HAPPY FOOL . i want to be only 20cm away from txt. idk how they do it like that . even if i listen to txt 10 hours a day i always go back for more . txt is my happily ever after . listening to txt is like going on a roller coaster . when i feel like a lo$er txt makes me feel like a lo♡er . txt is always just like magic . if txt wakes me up at 5.53am i will wake up screaming " blue hour ". dubaddu wari wari for those who are clueless regarding the above paragraph about my love for txt, the underlined phrases are some of their song titles. i personally feel that i did a WONDERFUL JOB adapting their song titles into my heartfelt paragraph. also chilli lime chips are so good.

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