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IMPORTANT NOTICE! do NOT go walking/jogging during the first week of january. this is because the pathways will be extremely crowded as people would have made a new year's resolution to keep fit throughout 2024. the crowd is expected to go back to normal after the first week of january as motivation levels  to keep staying fit  would decrease rapidly for majority of the population. haha no im kidding go walking jogging jumping leaping galloping whenever you want it's your life not mine. time check 18 minutes left to NEXT YEAR?? am i ready? no. but will i slay 2024? YES. (i hope its a yes) self confidence is everything girlies yall gotta fake it till you make it you know what im saying? suddenly i feel great about 2024 but maybe it's the sugar from my bubble tea kicking in. SUGAR RUSH RIDE HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE STREAM TXT im listening to music and im PRAYING that a good song plays at midnight but dude what if loser=lover plays????? am i gonna be a loser for the rest of the y...

who's there? a little old lady! a little old lady who? ..... woahhh YOU CAN YODEL REALLY WELL! anyway merry christmas everybody!🎄 ❄️ ☃️ 🎅 here are a few dad jokes for christmas to tickle your humour (and expose my pathetic broken sense of humour but that's just a bonus right) 1. how much did santa pay for his sleigh? ☃️ nothing, it was on the house! 2. what kind of money do elves use? ☃️ jingle bills! hehe 3. what do you call santa claus when he stops moving? ☃️ SANTA PAUSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA 4. what do you do when santa claus performs a fancy magic trick? ☃️ YOU GIVE HIM A ROUND OF SANTA-PLAUSE! ( ba-dum-tss ) ok last one i promise 5. what did one ornament say to the other ornament? ☃️ i like hanging with you 😉😉  i know you're wondering if the two ornaments got together.. so HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED AFTER! ornament 1: i really like you, from my head to my mistletoe so hmu 🤙😎 (christmas rizz) ornament 2: well.. i think we're orna-meant to be! 🙈 (starts...

hohoho i went sentosa yesterday for christmas eve it was very eventful i went w my family friends we first went to tanjong beach we talked played uno ate then our parents booked tickets for SKYLINE LUGE! a tram came to pick us up the driver didnt talk to us at all so it was a boring ride but the people who got onto the tram were very intriguing. i like how hindi ppl speak the dads were talking ab the ps 1 and 2 it was lowkey funny cause they seemed so into the storyline and rmb every part of it I PERSONALLY DL THOSE KIND OF MOVIES and hence didnt watch them. but anyw since there wasnt much space the hindi family's kids sat on top of the mum i think? lemme count i think there were 8 ppl sitting on one bench. it was interesting they looked comfortable but im not in the right to talk ab it since im pretty sure ive done that before too lol?? my backside would have been in pain. then we walked to the skyline luge place we went on the skyride first it was so peaceful taller than the tree...

i attempted to make mug cake and i went out to get vanilla essence choco chips cocoa powder and baking powder i assumed there would be all purpose flour at home 😭😭😭😭 then when I came back and starting doing it i searched for it and asked my mum where it was she said if not in the fridge then dh 😭😭😭😭😭 i was so angry i wasnt gonna waste my energy to walk back to that shop. it's near but i learnt that i should protect my energy at all costs so i decided to substitute (the shop didn't have cocoa powder also) cocoa powder w coffee powder (i hate coffee) and all purpose flour w wheat flour it turned out funny but issok no one wanted to eat it. IT WAS ACTUALLY NOT THAT BAD idk why they didn't. yg

 yes. i baked cookies. by myself. for the first time. IN A MICROWAVE. they turned out pretty good, tho! wait wait i'll put a picture here YEAHHHHHHHH they're soft and chewy and I LOVE THEM. like i ate a cookie and a cup of milk  for breakfast today and the combo was MWAH MWAH CHEFS KEES. i'm thinking of making another batch probably next year (if i even have the time since i'm applying for tier 2 stem research programmes AND i have 3 sciences...) meh i'll do this after i finish my hbl hw. probably in term 1 tho, cuz i think the workload in term 1 is slightly lighter. omg they taste like those subway cookiiieeeeessssssss also right i've been trying to learn the jazz split (u know the one that they split in the dance performance and get back up like nothing happened...?) and my legs are   S T R E T C H E D. like i know how to transition into the split, but my stupid core and legs just can't get me back up (yeah i'm overweight.) so rn i'm dealing with t...

i went ntuc shopping yesterday w my family it was a good experience i took a trolley and strolled around i remembered the times i sat on it and someone would push me it was so fun breezing past and grinning at other little kids who didnt have a trolley 😈😈😈😈 ya then i accidentally bumped into a grumpy old grandma i didn't have the trolley w me ok and the impact of the bump was very light she was so angry i apologised but she js muttered smt under her breath frowned and walked away 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i hope she forgives and forgets 😓😓😓 its no biggie bro my friend called capsicum BELL PEPPER i didnt know what it was and i searched google it showed me capsicums  😭😭😭😭 js call it capsicums ok simple and easy 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️👍👍👍 we then went to POPEYES my dad wanted chicken. q nice 😋😋 I SAW A CHICKEN IT WAS A CUTIE PATOOTIE imagine it dancing and saying "MY NAME IS CHICKY! CHICKY CHICKY CHICKY!" its funny. yes hope u guys shared similar thoughts yg

blog title is 100% true. i sat in front of my table and ate bread and cake and drank cold milk in complete silence. at 3.43am. but BRO i never realised how loud my daily actions are until i tried doing them at 3am?? even walking proved to be loud. here is my explanation for engaging in dangerous activities at dangerous hours firstly i was HUNGRY. i was more or less hungry the entire day and by entire day i mean all the way from 2am till midnight. why? because i didn't eat enough dinner the previous day. this is why all of you should eat enough. if not you end up sneaking around the house like a kitchen thief at the oddest times of the day. secondly i cannot sleep these days?? dude i can only manage to fall asleep after 3am it's getting FRUSTRATING now ;-; like iw to sleep properly but my biological clock more messed up than getting jet lag after travelling to america smh anyway i was super hungry and i knew i would regret it if i didn't get up to eat something because i pro...

hi theres 2 more weeks till school reopens. yes im counting down. wdym its  alm been a year? anyw a few days ago a green line appeared on my phone and my dad concluded that its cause i dropped it too many times. IDTS OK. google says my display is damaged 😭😭😭😭😭 "AND ONLY REPLACING THE HARDWARE ASSEMBLY CAN FIX IT" what. i only got it last year this cant be happening im an oppo user yk the billion colours one yes that but ITS A SCAM.  story time last year march or smt my family and my cousin's family went shopping. and my aunt had to buy a phone. i had to as well. i had a samsung second-hand phone at that time. I WAS PRETTY HAPPY W IT. cause no?? it didnt have this green line. it survived battles of ww2 and still worked (there were glitches and it lagged sometimes but idc) unlike the phone that i have now. u might think im complaining rn but i DID like my phone alot NOT AFTER THIS GREEN LINE CAME. yes anyw what happened was i was SUPPOSED TO GET A PROPER IPHONE (that w...

idk what to name my blog so its just emojis that describe me now ok so classes were released and i gotta say iv gotten people i want but im just sad that i cldnt be with another few but its ok cus life is not a fairy tale so im actly quite nervous about sec 3 and like idk what to expect atp ik its not gna be easy cus everythings new and HELP WE ARE TAKING OVER NEXT YEAR IM GETTING PRESSURE JUST THINKING ABT IT but Ma'am Roshini said it was quite fun so i trust but lets see im like in the worst mood rn cus i was cleaning the dishes and my house is under renovation right so we dont have a sink and its just a bucket so theres dirty water inside and then when i was washing my sis thought (i repeat thought and obv she thought of it cus she doesnt have brain cells) she was being funny and poured yhe water onto me😠😠not fun i was stinking i felt like (idt i can swear but u get what i mean) YES AHYSNDHSHSNHS i was sooo mad i took a 2 hour shower i will burn my sister alive with my eyes fo...

disclaimer: this blog is about me going into sec 3! NOT about the song 'chasing that feeling'. classes were released today! my motto for sec 3 probably gonna be 'i prepared to die' 💀💀 honestly idk how to feel about my class 😭😭 there are people i want to be with and dw to be with but its ok that's life right! if life slaps us in the face we get slapped and keep going 💀💀💀💀💀 because roller coasters aren't fun without the downs! it won't be fun if we just keeping riding up in the sky yk we need to go down sometimes. maybe going down is scary at times but overall we end up having a lot of fun right? THAT'S LIFE!  hold on wait if you don't like roller coasters IM SORRY 💀💀 IM JUST USING THIS EXAMPLE AND COMPARING IT TO LIFE IM NOT ASSUMING ALL OF YOU ARE HUGE FANS OF ROLLER COASTERS OK (i love roller coasters ok i went to universal studios after 3 or 4 years at the start of november AND I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE i rode the human roller coaster an...

KOI'S CHOCOLATE MILK W ICE CREAM IS SO GOOD BYE   i love chocolate milk so much  yg

SINGLE’S INFERNO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 has anyone watched the show I ONLY WATCHED SEASON 2 AND IT DROVE ME CRAZY I CANNOT QOIWOEIURSHGIUARHGIESIR dude i was honestly so bored ok then i opened netflix and that was the first show i saw.. and i decided ‘not like im gonna have a love life any time soon so might as well watch other people try to find a partner’ BUT IT WAS SO ENTERTAINING i will be talking about the show and rating the couples! DISCLAIMER: THE SHOW IS PG13 IT’S VERY FAMILY FRIENDLY SO BASICALLY. a bunch of good looking people (both girls and guys) get lowkey stranded on an island with like not that many amenities its like you need to collect water from a place need to cook your own food (but the raw ingredients are provided) and the people can interact BUT cannot reveal their age and profession ❌❌ BUT if a couple manages to hook up successfully then they get to go to PARADISE. which is literally paradise its this super fancy hotel with super fancy food and super fancy rooms and a super...

i love oreo mcflurry oreo mcflurry loves me without oreo mcflurry, i cannot survive oreo mcflurry is my life oreo mcflurry is my wife YAAAAAAAMMMM SENNNNNNGGG i like my new house theres this one star which alw appears at night it helps me sleep i sing pearly shells every night its my lullaby i have come to the conclusion that the star is my pearly shell but yesterday night it wasnt there and i was sad i couldnt sleep i went through a tough time searching the sky for my pearly shell but to my despair it was nowhere to be found however in the middle of the night when i had somewhat fallen into a deep slumber i woke up? and saw my pearly shell only for a split second before my eyes took me back to sleep again  i want school back. holidays are nothing compared to school. yes i get to rest and spend time w family but i am not looking forward to something everyday like PARADE AND PEOPLE AND OTHER STUFF that shall not be mentioned. isnt it ironic how we crave holidays during school and sc...

 Ok everyone’s rating stuff I’m going to do the same thing #ygourfav ok so first my Spotify We alr know svt is flooded everywhere but anyway 1) if you leave me - svt 100/10 don’t blame me I’m feeling empty without NP so it’s just me crying while listening to dokyeoms voice and looking at old squad/ Unit pictures with me looking like a clown and looking at everything except the camera  2) Back 2 back - svt perf unit -10/10 I’m just addicted to this song I like the tune and minghao #haoslays 3) talk saxy - riize 1000/10 Ra pa pa pa I love this bro the choreo is so good too I just love it highly recommend this 4) Megaverse - stray kids 100000/10 Bye I love Han and his rap is there anything else to say? Idts  5) happily ever after - txt 100/10 I love this soooo much but do I like life no cus life is not a fairy tale 6) to you - svt 10000/10 Can I talk abt how this song is soooo comforting listening to it while watching rain near the window is the bliss everyone should feel 7)...

hi sweet readers 😚😚😚😚 ive song recommendations for u guys 🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟  my music preferences are as normal as deciding whether to put ketchup on fries. whether ur into pop rock rap country r&b indie classical etc. rock that w pride man. embrace them cause music is UR OWN PERSONAL FLAVOUR and therefore, there should not be any judgement! ✋✋✋ 1. 2002 - anne-marie 2. night changes - one direction 3. one thing - one direction 4. beautiful in white - shane filan 5. car's outside - james arthur 6. photograph - ed sheeran 7. right where you left me - taylor swift 8. black and white - niall horan 9. hailey - justin bieber MY FAVOURITE SONG MY BAE. 10. until i found you - stephen sanchez its a slow song but oh well  11. creepin' - metro boomin, the weeknd, 21 savage 8. happily ever after - txt 9. strangers - kenya grace 10. say you won't let go - james arthur 11. people watching - conan grey 12. one last time - ariana grande i still listen to 7 rings. GASOLINA BY DADDY YANKE...

my day starts at 1500. today i literally woke up at 1415 checked whatsapp and freshened up and all and my first meal of the day was at 1515 thanks ☺️🦶 anyway! yg rated fast food + other restaurants followed by Ma'am ssl rating bbt and fast food places. #yginfluencer #ygfamous #ygisslay #ygcult #stanyg #ygtrendsetter hence i have decided to rate things related to NP! (i have absolutely NO clue at all about what i should rate but it's ok i will figure it out as i go with the flow) ok! ill rate daily Parade activities!!!!! Drills: 9.5/10 live laugh love Drills and i personally think Drills > Campcraft. it's actually so fun! especially Rifle Drills it feels so professional to handle the Rifles 🔥🔥 i also like normal Drills they're very fun to do  Knots and Lashings: 7/10 because hey we get to sit down and chill and have Bonding with NCOs and sometimes we get to pair up when there isn't enough Spars 😝😝 it's very chaotic when we pair up but id rather Drills tha...

3 FRICKIN COUNTRIES IN A ROW. I RETURNED FROM INDIA LIKE 5 DAYS AGO AND NOW TMR I'M GOING TO JB. AND THEN NEXT SATURDAY I'M GOING TO BALI LIKE WHAT. honestly right i didn't even expect this to happen??? but i ain't complaining [maybe a little bit because i just want to stay at home and watch horror films like slenderman with aircon and like some snacks and stuff :'( ] anYWAY long time no blog!! also my tmj disorder is getting worse now i can't even open my mouth 5 cm just to eat, laugh, scream, etc. :(  i bought some ip 3 maths (it has both a and e math) and english compo and summary books because i suck at english and my mom wants me to practice maths even more. so uh idk what we're gonna do in jb tho... because i never went there in my life. there's legoland in jb right??????? yea yea. i didn't even go to legoland lol. [fomo levels rising rn *crying*] and uh i got 10 packs of chewing gum from india (don't worry i throw the gum away in trash bin...

hi folks im gonna rate a few fast food + other restaurants i've been to in sg! mcdonald's: 6/10 it's q cheap convenient somewhat tasty and it's alm everywhere 🌍🌍🌍 so 🔥🔥🔥 thats also probably the reason why this wld be the most frequently visited fast food restaurant of mine even though it's rather mid no offence but it doesn't have that many options for vegetarians it used to have the vegan burger but not anym i think? and what else.... fries and ice cream.... oh and hash browns that's it right #oreomcflurryftw burger king: 4/10 i've not been here often since its so ex. ive tried the cheesy fries and the onion rings and they're ok ig but can be more crunchier the cheese a bit bland it smh has vegetarian options but they could have used the same oil for everything im not a vegetarian but i empathise 🙌🙌 kfc: 5/10 they give like a package bundle wtv u call it and the pricings are very reasonable my father loves this place but im not the kind of p...

ive been dying to discover new music that i like because i only listen to a few artists and I WANT MORE MUSIC so heres a list of artists i listen to on a constant basis! 1. txt 🔥🔥 I LOVE TXT TO UNEXPLAINABLE EXTENTS (a diehard moa) i love them to the moon and to saturn (taylor swift reference) speaking of which! pear has carats engenes armies moas and swifties ‼️ our music taste is exceptionally wonderful thanks 2. bts 🤟🤟 THEY'RE ENLISTING FOR MILITARY kinda sad but its ok they will come back in 2025 3. agust d (he's from bts btw) his music is basically rap music because well he's a rapper ITS SO GOOD 🔥🔥 4. taylor swift! i have nothing to say i just like her music oh let me talk about my spotify wrapped it turned out great! my top 5 tracks were 1. farewell neverland - txt 2. sugar rush ride - txt 3. do it like that - txt 4. lonely boy - txt 5. angel or devil - txt like i said, diehard moa. i can prove that im a diehard moa because i managed to score 100% on a txt disc...

 Hi I’m too NP deprived yes I took a blogging break cus why not but here I am also to answer Ma’ams we used the the chorus for God of music by seventeen at the start of Party in the USA (btw I’m a diehard carat too)I tried doing what Ma’ams said honestly doing Drills around the house is sooo fun like it’s just so nostalgic I hope I don’t sound like a grandma but ok but this doesn’t mean I’m over my depression no I’m still pissed there isn’t anymore NP for the year not fun I can’t waitttttttt oks that’s it for now I don’t rlly have much to say  -darumdarimda 

hi one of my nostrils has been runny since afternoon and it does not feel good i made chicken parmesan and pasta w my brother ( i did most of the work ) and it turned out fine  yes and it's 2324 ✅✅✅ my last post was cringe everyone knows i know ( i still think it's cool ) and that's cause my boredom has been making me more and more cringe 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 thanks everyone's a peanut. 🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜 pls blog 🙏🙏 yg

i understand that there is currently a blog DROUGHT going on but its ok 01/12/2023 was blog rush day! therefore its justifiable glad to announce that i am finally NOT as NP deprived as i was a few days ago! dude im not even kidding it was DEPRESSING ok like the only thing in my mind was NP, only NP and what else? even more NP thanks i think you saw that one coming so this is indeed aju nice! also looks like Ma'am loml unknowingly made 💧💧 go viral 😭🙏 the title of this blog was partially inspired by the hybe game caterers show (does this ring a bell for anyone 🙏🙏 its legendary ok 🔥🔥 i can watch the random dance episode a million times and still not get bored of it) anyway i was rewatching the random dance episode today and the part where they danced to aju nice by svt brought back AC 2022 memories! ya i know im talking about NP again but the MAIN TOPIC HERE IS SEVENTEEN SHHHHHHH also i dont think ive really mentioned this before but although i dont exactly stan svt i still li...

the title has no relevance to this post iiiiiii js finished  cleaning my room  and im so proud of myself its lookin' pretty IKEA ziplock bags  are js so LALALA got variety oh yeah iiiiiiii js lighted up my candle given by none other than the school ITS MANGO SCENTED UH OH oh yeah isnt the rap great do i hear a yes thanks guys  also whys no one blogging? 😕😕😕😕 take a kitkat break but never a blogging break oh yeah yg

thank you Ma'am 🦸‍♀️  for the suggestions ok but idk who she is 🙏🙏 hope to find out soon! i refreshed Ma'ams' blog for fun just now but realised Ma'am ssl posted a new blog hahahaha im loving the blog rush 🔥🔥 I WAS SO HAPPY YESTERDAY BECAUSE THERE WERE SO MANY NEW BLOGS TO READ I WILL MARK THE DAY DOWN it was a lovely way to start off the last month of the year 🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒 01/12/2023 - blog rush day ok today: 1. i did Drills at home! 😭😭 its so fun im not even kidding anymore my mom told me to get her phone so i Marched out of the room got her phone did Ke Belakang Pusing went back into the room then did Berhenti and Senang Diri then passed the phone to her ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ very fun 10/10 would recommend 💯💯 2. i am going to watch NPAP soon and look for Ma'ams 🔥🔥 3. ive read the Cadets' Guide Book 💀🙏 like legit and dont come at me ok its kinda fun 🔛🔝 i think i read it when i was trying to find the arrangement of our Badges?? it was on page 18 i think a...

hi everyone has been blogging abt PAD (just sam and yg cus they have no life <sam: shh everyone already knows i have no life but thanks for your concern> ) but they are blogging too much abt PAD and what am i doing? im jobless too just like them so yea i have PAD too i miss NP too much my mom thinks i lost it but oh well i cant wait for Parade next year also new sec 1sss i wonder what their squad name wld be it will be so cool if their name was Zeus cus i think i read in one of Metis Ma'ams blogs that Zeus was the most powerful i have no idea anyway it wld be so cool and also WE ARE SEC 3s??? WE ARE TAKING OVER NEXT YEAR SDBSHBSDBHSB actually im so scared like idk what gna happen but i believe in us cus we rlly made lost of improvements and im so excited as well ahhhh ok i def lost it atp sam yg and i are js living AC full time this is so funny also ok this is so random but like SVT WON THE ALBUM AWARD THEY DESERVE THIS IM SO HAPPY OK im so random its actly concerning apparen...

HI??  Ma'am loml we know it's u now 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵 PLS BLOG MORE. actual content 🙏🙏🙏🙏 and i thought Ma'am ssl travelled yesterday but turns out it was today 👍👍👍😂😂😂 i found myself refreshing blog every hour.  ( me too except its every half an hour ) and im pretty sure Ma'am ssl very happy cause pear blogged alot but im not happy I WANNA READ MORE.  yg edit: IM DYING BYEYERWHEHWHWEHHWEHEWHEWHWHHEWHEWHHRHRWEHREHREW I CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 blog is my source of entertainment these days 🙏🙏 ok i should probably stop blogging now

this is the most meaningful title ill ever come up with in my entire life really. really sam. sam really. 🤨🤨 the poohs is just 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 i love poohs WINNIE THE POOPOOO BEAR 💩💩💩💩 nani yoga nani u lah nani me? no ur OK I GET IT MOVING ON anyways 🦶 did you know that mozart’s full name is MOZZARELLA? MASERATI?? johannes chrysostomus wolfgangus theophilus mozart oh? BRO IS ALPHA SINCE WHEN WOLFGANGUS???????? its giving among us rawr 😭🔥 wolfgangus has me on the floor im crying 😭😭 also can we talk about how water tastes so nice like i could drink it all day (but then i dont thus my dehydration) BUT I LOVE WATER 🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒 i like brown sugar milk tea earl grey milk tea is extremely underrated for your information it tastes like heaven and do you know what heaven tastes like?????? EARL GREY MILK TEA. NO PRO BROWN SUGAR MILK TEA  brown sugar milk tea is just diabetes in a bottle earl grey milk tea supremacy have it ur way can we talk about tod...