knock knock...

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who's there?
a little old lady!
a little old lady who?

.....

woahhh YOU CAN YODEL REALLY WELL!

anyway merry christmas everybody!🎄❄️☃️🎅

here are a few dad jokes for christmas to tickle your humour (and expose my pathetic broken sense of humour but that's just a bonus right)

1. how much did santa pay for his sleigh?

☃️ nothing, it was on the house!

2. what kind of money do elves use?

☃️ jingle bills! hehe

3. what do you call santa claus when he stops moving?

☃️ SANTA PAUSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

4. what do you do when santa claus performs a fancy magic trick?

☃️ YOU GIVE HIM A ROUND OF SANTA-PLAUSE! (ba-dum-tss)

ok last one i promise

5. what did one ornament say to the other ornament?

☃️ i like hanging with you 😉😉 

i know you're wondering if the two ornaments got together.. so HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED AFTER!

ornament 1: i really like you, from my head to my mistletoe so hmu 🤙😎 (christmas rizz)

ornament 2: well.. i think we're orna-meant to be! 🙈 (starts blushing 🥺👉👈)

narrator: the two ornaments experienced a christmas miracle and found their soulmates on that fated day. life was indeed a fairytale for them, as they lived happily ever after. after all, they were orna-meant to be!

the end.

hope these wonderful top tier stand-up comedy worthy jokes made you laugh so hard that your belly button fell off!

kidding but i hope it made you smile especially the ornament love story 😙😙

if it didn't then

SMILE. NOW.

if you smiled ily you look very pretty with that smile 😝

if you didn't smile.. YOU'RE STILL PRETTY HEHE ☃️☃️

DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY FALALALALALALALALA 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY FALALALALALALALALA 🥳 

we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year ✨

byebyeeeee (please blog more 🦶🦶 a humble request)

- sam

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