i snuck into the kitchen to eat chocolate cake at 3.43am

blog title is 100% true. i sat in front of my table and ate bread and cake and drank cold milk in complete silence. at 3.43am.

but BRO i never realised how loud my daily actions are until i tried doing them at 3am?? even walking proved to be loud. here is my explanation for engaging in dangerous activities at dangerous hours

firstly i was HUNGRY. i was more or less hungry the entire day and by entire day i mean all the way from 2am till midnight. why? because i didn't eat enough dinner the previous day. this is why all of you should eat enough. if not you end up sneaking around the house like a kitchen thief at the oddest times of the day.

secondly i cannot sleep these days?? dude i can only manage to fall asleep after 3am it's getting FRUSTRATING now ;-; like iw to sleep properly but my biological clock more messed up than getting jet lag after travelling to america smh

anyway i was super hungry and i knew i would regret it if i didn't get up to eat something because i probably wouldn't be able to sleep at all.. so i took my phone, switched on the torchlight, and began my midnight adventure!

so i went to the living room and god it was so dark. and my torchlight made everything a lot more creepier. and then one of the shadows casted by this 2 metre tall bird statue in my house (stop don't question it) LOOKED LIKE SLENDERMAN AND I WAS SCARED FOR MY LIFE and then i started thinking 'what if the shadows come to life and kill me' so i quickly turned on the lights. WHEN I TELL YOU I WAS SO RELIEVED WHEN THE SHADOWS DISAPPEARED I MEAN IT BECAUSE I FINALLY LET GO OF THE BREATH I WAS HOLDING.

ya and then i pray and tiptoe into kitchen and was silently cursing the kitchen light switch for being so loud ITS SO CLICKY CLACKY I WAS SO ANNOYED LIKE I JUST WANT MY FOOD WHY IS THE LIGHT SWITCH GETTING IN MY WAY? it could have potentially woken my dad up and i would not be alive right now. but it's ok i am living and thriving.

and then the fridge was loud too. i opened it and DUDE I WANTED TO CRAWL INTO A HOLE BECAUSE IT WAS SO LOUD. and also right. the cake was in a PLASTIC COVER. and it was on the highest shelf in the fridge. i went through unexplainable levels of panic getting the cake out because the plastic cover was rustling so much. mind you it was 3am+ ok i was terrified. 

after much struggle i switched off the annoying kitchen light and began my journey back into the bedroom. i switched off all the lights in the living room and was extremely pleased to hear my dad still snoring away in wonderland when i walked past his room.

well i thought my problems were over after i finished eating but realised i had to return all the stuff back in the kitchen if not my parents will find out. so i went to the kitchen again and this time when i was coming back to the room i started panicking because idk what i heard. but i heard footsteps. it was either my own footsteps or my dad had woken up. and i didnt hear anymore snoring. so i panicked and ended up almost smacking the light switches off and ran into the bedroom and locked the door and went to sleep.

this journey was extremely thrilling despite experiencing another level of fear and sheer terror but it's ok. i satisfied my hunger and went to sleep.

now this is what an action thriller movie should be like!

- sam