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i am well aware of the fact that i blogged only yesterday but this blog is for a different purpose ! (you know who you are, you know the purpose 😂😂) anyway ya i love people who are capable of radiating VERY STRONG sibling energy with me <3 love them with all my heart because they are so goofy and chaotic and funny and ofc ANNOYING but still love them 😝😝 bye ive never dedicated a blog post to an unknown individual this is very thrilling but idk what to say anymore (sorry sista i love you) so that is all goodnight sleep well dream about me - sam

hi hello! yes you read the title, clicked on this blog. today i talks about gastric pain. it's my second time getting gastric pain and its way worse than my first one. and today i'm talkin' about my first time getting gastric pain imma give you some background if ya dunno what gastric pain is. gastric is the short form of gastroenteritis, and is essentially a discomfort in the abdomen (mainly the stomach) and there are so many causes for it like your body just killing itself by attacking the stomach, bacterial infections in the stomach, aLcOhOl UsE, and stress.  so the day i went to school was the day i learnt the meaning of true agony. i woke up feeling normal, then had a sandwich (nutella and bread) for my breakfast. then i had this small cramp-like feeling in my stomach. i thought that maybe i had gotten my period but i checked for blood and no. it wasnt that. i thought maybe it was just a mild stomach ache, so i just brushed it off, took a ginger tablet and just left fo...

IM BACK 😆🙏 anyway its been long since i blogged and i feel bored, very. and for the record i am in complete denial of the following: 1. wdym 2023 has come to an end and i cleared sec 2????? funny enough i remember the first day of school this year i walked into my classroom thinking "here i go again" and now ITS ALL OVER and on a side note i also remember our first Parade this year when i found it weird to call our Hera Ma'ams our Secondary 4 Ma'ams after addressing them as our Secondary 3 Ma'ams for a whole year. NOW ITS EUPHROSYNE MA'AMS??????? sorry no Euphrosyne Ma'ams will always be Secondary 2 Ma'ams to me. NEVER Secondary 4 Ma'ams. 2. what season is it now?? AC SEASON ! its time for AC Preparation and dance choreographies and ofc (drumrolllllllllllll) WORKING WITH NYX ! lowkey nervous because we've never done it before but we will make it through, trust. i hope it goes well !  🤞 🕯 its my first AC and honestly im a bit scared but that...

heLLLoHH atimsa how's it going a very happy birthday to you you are goofy, have many stories to say, questionable, energetic and fun to be with, i'm sorry for not getting u anyt 😞😞 i kinda don't save my money so 😔😔😔😔 hope we have a nice time in NP tgt during the next 1.5 years! atb for sec 3 and everything else that u do! xoxo ❤️❤️ for mana and varshini (sorryy i forgot to blog sweeties 🙏🙏): mana: ur super smart varshini: u look great in traditional costume yknow 🥰 yes happy belated birthday u two i refuse to believe that yesterday was the last day of school, it was hard for both my classroom and i but we have promised to stay in touch 😝😝 yg

wake up phones i can't believe we are texting Nyx already?? they are so cute like... anyw yes I can't wait for AC it isn't overnight camp so that means we would have to go back and forth from school 😐😐 but it's fine, and it's not even the same duration as last time, it starts and ends earlier than last year but that's okay we can make the best out of it I will def embarrass myself in front of everyone again like that's a GIVEN  yes byebye yg

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MA'AM RIFQA! i doubt you know me but i love how hype and encouraging you are, have a great day! yg

 Parade was so funnnn im so happy omg like i felt happy in so longgg. ok so for Parade Evacuation Drills were so funn i absolutely loved how chaotic our NCOs are hahah we are def gna survive *coughs* anyway evacuation was so funny like when Ma'ams drew the Fore Lift technique they said that one has to be inbetween the legs of the Casualty BYE I WAS DYING INSIDE it was so funny ahahaha also we did a quiz and i think i got a 1/6 HNSHDBSHHSBDGSN I CAN GO KMS IM SO SRY MA'AMS I WILL REVISE MORE yups i feel so bad i hope Ma'ams dont hate me lmaoo i actly revised before Parade but my mind just exploded and yea idk what i wrote. ANYWAY i rlly feel bad for Ma'ams looks like they just hate life cus theyy cldnt go atc MA'AMS ITS ALRIGHT U CAN DREAM ABT IT IF U WANT TO bye why am i so bad at comforting they prob feel even worse after reading this I SINCERELY APOLOGISE FOR MY EXTREMELY SMART BRAINCELLS  also we had Bonding!!!!! i loved it i feel like im just a person who expres...

hihihi I just came back from showering and I feel great the hot water felt great the toilet's soapy filled air (is this even proper english) felt great the cold air from the fan feels great (the last few droplets of water on my body evaporated) that's when i suddenly thought of blogging so here I am Parade went great (for the lack of a better word and my eng ain't that great) yesterday,  Ma'ams said we improved so yayayay  i can't believe it's been one month since we last saw them IN PARADE yes (let's not talk about the unexpected quiz i probably got all of them wrong but I DID REVISE) I feel the same about english as Ma'am ssl because THERES NO DENIAL IN THIS BUT p1 > p2 (compre was so bad) and u won't believe it but i got 10/10 for editing for the first time too high five Ma'am it feels so nice to see everyone back 🥳🥳 can't wait for AC 😝😝 im gonna go eat my oreos cause i believe they're great too yg the great

 hello my bday is coming in 15 days and i would like the following as some gifts: - yarn [pls i need acrylic yarn and maybe some chonky, fluffy yarn] - MORE NOTEBOOKS. [i take too many notes for geog and science] - pencil case [can get me those that are like simple and dont rlly capture much attention. i prefer maroon colour and cloth material thank you] - weights [the ones for weightlifting! can get weights up to like 8-10 kg okay and yes i do weightlifting because i would like some muscles since all i have is just fat. thank you thank you] - markers [for drawing, they are similar to posca pens but u dint have to get me posca pens even off-brand but still nicely-flowing-inky markers are great] - legoooooooooooooooooooooooo [don't question this.] - starbucks coffee [here's my order: i'll have the neapolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino, make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk or the beans won't have the right texture and make sure they spell my name ...

ive been eating my pocky sticks for the past few hours, and im still not done sam has been ridiculing me for my commas, and has been defining me by them, but IN MY DEFENCE, i have reduced my usage of commas, and im extremely proud of that (pats on my back) ALSO, my mt teacher called me and asked me to perform for deepavali, idk bro like can it NOT be in the arena  yg

its been what not even a week since exams have ended and im sleeping so much?? like its not even sleep anymore its hibernation????? ive probably gotten like more than 50 hours sleep im as good as dead atp - sam

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY AMRUTHA!!!!!!!!! im sorry i didnt blog cause i had to go out and didnt have the time, sorry babes anyw thanks for being my squadmate and going home with me after cca! it's really fun and i sincerely apologise for taking forever to get my things tgt plspls ask your mum to make food for me please, its very nice! hope you had a nice time w your family  also your super duper smart is a brain transplant possible? like i mean ofc it is so please do consider this request you are funny too unlike me 💨💨 your blogposts are very interesting to read btw ive never told you this before but now i have wooo  results 😞😞 but we can get through this together!  you are pretty and i love your voice (when our mt teacher asks you to sing ahahahah it's amazing like fr) happy belated birthday and thanks for being my friend amrutha! yg

 turned 1 year older but not the slightest bit wiser . honestly im not rlly fond of celebrating birthdays like since i was little i only look forward to birthdays because i get cake but this time i told my parents i dont want because i want to cut sugar thats too many calories. i feel very proud of myself cus i actly stayed true to my words and have been doing whatever i wished to. YES IM DOING THE LESSARAFIM WORKOUT NOPE I AM NOT DYING *note the sarcasm pls* my body hurts everywhere but im not giving up im still gna go further honestly i lost 40g and its only day 4 im rlly happy with the progress cus i dont rlly lose weight easily 😭😭 also i grew 0.5cmm ahhhh so happy yups so my mom said she would take me out to a nice dinner yes i love food but im vegetarian so dont come at me im not green ahaha anyway i actly feel quite satisfied cus i have been a good sibling and i realised that my sis is actly rlly understanding and i think  just have to see her as a 11 year old instead ...

hello i just read ma'am ssl's post and its funny that i was just playing roblox doors- ma'am ssl after pop and o levels can play doors with me and rhea pls pls thank you im so lonely-  my sister also finished her psle so yesterday the moment i came back from my [ahem ahem] HORRIBLE exam and she just yanked my arm like it was a rope and just yeeted me onto the floor, then just said in a very dramatic, villain-y voice, "tommorow. this time. we go. buy. [intensifies voice] 👹BuBbLe TeA👹." then just walked away i was just there having a headache because i was shouting, tryna make my teacher hear what i was saying [mr hang wears a hearing aid so yea. he's practically deaf.]. im pretty sure i got a B-C for my csp but honestly im sure history is gonna save me. so uh im here because im waiting for this random person i'm playing doors with to enter the rooms so i can respawn [#backfromthedead⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰] so yes i got killed by stupid seek because guiding light is so...

hi exams are over nice i am in a google meet with sam she's eating chips without me im staring at the screen  idk how to feel #emolife what is this this feels wrong it feels illegal to be free doves are nice they represent freedom pigeons have bowling pin heads very smooth and bald sam is still eating chips ok nvm she stopped thankfully i got my ramen lychee is now sam not lychee   thank you and goodbye yg P.S. lalalalala hi im sam

 OMG EOYS ARE OVERRRR!!! for me atleast gd luck to ppl who have msp/csp jiayouu hello i had csp yesterday and DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE TEACHER DOZING OFF DURING ORAL- [im quitting so yay] !! IM SO HAPPY IM LITERALLY HIGH SHSDJSHDBSB this is so great honestly i have so much in mind to do and i have alr givven my list but yea i still cant have cold stuffies cus my sis still has exams and im gna be a good big sibling and teach her yars ik im bringing myself worse torture but wtv i feel like being a good kid. HOWEVER im still pissed because we might only have one or two Parades before end of sch. EXCUSE ME WHERE IS MY DOSAGE OF DRUGS THIS IS NOT GOOD uhhh also i saw Ma'am Rishika at nex it was so awkward hahaha anyway. ok i rlly dk what to say rn like i have so many plans but idk how effective i wld be cus i said the same thing last year and ig yall know i spent my time so yea.. IM STILL SO HAPPY IM FREE GAWDSHYSHDDSB the geog paper was actually quite ok. like it was fine but WTH IS ...

i am in disbelief there is only geog left okay eoys has been really really really stressful but BOOOOOOOO its fine its alm over so yayayay my definition of stress: FEELING UNPREPARED + OVERTHINKING anyw, eng: PAPER 2 was SO HARD i did not understand a single word of the passage, i swear the only words i could even make out were "a" and "the" and what are RANKING rivers how am i supposed to know that ranking means it had a bad smell this is why - idl english  hmt: i think it was ok, i cldve made some mistakes tho science: the tchers said it was hard but it turned out to be fine im not gna assume bcs everything i say doesnt come true so im gna stay neutral ab things until results come out lit: i think i screwed up poem, i wrote the OPPOSITE INFERENCE and didnt really have a topic sentence BYEEYEYE  hist: ok lah my assertion is q questionable bcs i feel like i wrote the same exact thing for all inferences but 🤞🤞🤞🤞 math: i dont even want to talk about it. IT WAS SO ...

hello it's ur least fav phone 'ere as promised i am back with another life update. [maybe i should create my own blog soon :D] sooooo this one is gonna be long [again] but i saw darumdarimda's [i know who u are >:)] blog about how the exams were, so i would just like to describe my exams so far. and perhaps some more personal life stories. so uh yes i am in IP, darumdarimda is in O-level, so here i am just describing my exams as comparison. so uh first exam. hindi. for some reason i keep getting 4.0s [70+] in the subject and I DONT EVEN SPEAK HINDI AT HOME :'| so it's always like: :| [sees a hard word that idk the meaning of] >:| [starts thinking abt the meaning and asks my mom] >:0 [doesn't get the meaning] :0 [stares at word for 5 minutes] :| [oh well ig i will never find out.] :) yes. that was me in the exam too, except i don't have anyone to ask. and so uh... i did rlly bad in oe compre, composition and letter writing [ALL BECAUSE OF MY GODDAMN ...

 im back yalls🔥🔥but with tears SIGHS. just geog left to the end of eoy and WE R DONE WITH THIS TORTURE I CAN FINALLY READ MY FANFICS IN PEACE. so im like just gna rant to yall abt the amazing eoy experience until now i can say byebye to my triple sci sci was quite ok honestly it wasnt too bad like the teachers went arnd saying it was gna be so tough but it was alright i had a heart attack when they said that but it was manageable im confident abt it. UK during the exam my mt teacher came to invigilate and her bangles were making that funny shake shake noise it was so annoying and she kept staring at my paper LIKE HELLO U R INCREASING MY BLOOD PRESSURE LEVELS I CANT ATP and like she swept her shawl over her shoulder like a thousand times and it swept across my face LIKE HELLO CAN U BE A LITTLE CONSIDERATE IM DOING A EXAM uhh anyway other than that sci was fine lit was fineeeee i was so scared abt it yall were prob tired of me ranting abt it. it was actually quite good like i prepa...

 hello hello its ur least favourite ranter here :) so i just had coffee and i'm high on caffeine. and today was our history eoy and we had to write like 5 essays and one paragraph in 1h 30min and i was writing so fast with no breaks my right hand is completely stiff rn like i can't even move my wrist. and tomorrow is math so y'all math teachers better be lenient on my curved graphs okay >:0  it's been a vvvvvv long time since i posted a long blog, so here i am using my 15-minute break in ypt to type a blog. i was doing math just now, because math eoy is tmr and i was doing a practice paper from this tution site that was honestly very funny because when i printed the paper it had random 'tution with jason' in like a very formal font just pasted randomly on every page.  so i finished that paper alr, and i'm yeeting out every single sec 1 practice paper that i could find in my shelves of math files, and i found 3 practice papers, so thats great i guess? they...

it's not the olevls or anything, so what's the worst that can happen, there's still time to catch up till sec 4, don't be afraid believe in urself, for motivation, this is honestly like self initiation kind of thing in my opinion, yes, and u can't control things that are not in ur hands, @Ma'am ssl, it's good to start now so that uk u did something after acknowledging that u haven't really been revising (although I think u did, don't underestimate or degrade urself pls) yeah rest is important, u also need to realise what works for u, like studying at night or early in the morning yeah it's funny coming from me but anyw, motivational tip: u NEED to know WHY U are doing all this. ur purpose etc yes AND u don't alw have to keep studying, it's okay to take breaks and besides, u can't retain any info if u don't have a clear mind  make schedules (I don't but I'm trying okay), schedules are important, now it's late but moving...