last stretch + long blog as promised :D

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as promised i am back with another life update. [maybe i should create my own blog soon :D] sooooo this one is gonna be long [again] but i saw darumdarimda's [i know who u are >:)] blog about how the exams were, so i would just like to describe my exams so far. and perhaps some more personal life stories.

so uh yes i am in IP, darumdarimda is in O-level, so here i am just describing my exams as comparison. so uh first exam. hindi. for some reason i keep getting 4.0s [70+] in the subject and I DONT EVEN SPEAK HINDI AT HOME :'| so it's always like:

:|
[sees a hard word that idk the meaning of]
>:|
[starts thinking abt the meaning and asks my mom]
>:0
[doesn't get the meaning]
:0
[stares at word for 5 minutes]
:|
[oh well ig i will never find out.]
:)

yes. that was me in the exam too, except i don't have anyone to ask. and so uh... i did rlly bad in oe compre, composition and letter writing [ALL BECAUSE OF MY GODDAMN GRAMMAR JDBDBDBDBDBDBDBD]. but at least i got 76 for overall hindi :D [bad news: in psle i got 90+ in hindi so that was my teacher's set expectation standard and i tell u she was MAD mad at my score this year]. Overall it was practice-paper sorta hard.

next exam was english. i had researched a buncha statistics for social media AND I WAS CORRECT IT CAME IN THE EXAM AS COMPO QN. honestly i think i did bad for the situational writing part with the infographic thingy abt some alumni we were gonna have to talk abt for international women's week. but i KNOW. that i probably failed my OE comprehension. so yes i probably did horribly in english.

aaaaaanyways next was science. AND. IT. WAS. EASYYYYYYYY. like science eoy and paper setters 🔛🔝. even tho the first qn confused some ppl about like the moment of force [which is basically turning point] but anyways i got it correct according to my physics genius mom. and the oeqs were honestly very straightforward so i was like:

[flips to oeqs]
:|
[sees the questions]
:0
>:)

like i felt so encouraged and like motivated to finally be able to score AT LEAST SOMETHING in oeqs in science papers.

next up: literature. IT WAS THE MOST HORRIBLE EXAM. EVER. like i prepared some quotes for eric but i completely forgot them, and now i regret my question choice so uh i don't want to go deeper into that topic.

next was history, it made my hand cramp, bla bla bla [details in post titled: my hand cramps + news!!]

then it was maths [today]: i hate ms aisyah now. section A was hard sia- like i took more time to do the 13-page section A than the 17-page section B HELP. anyways i skipped 2 qns and lost probably 2 marks in section A. and in section B right the last qn is forbidden. BRO WANTS US TO DESIGN FRICKIN WAR WEAPONS. like broski what. and they made us do engineering which i dont even have plans for in my future- uhm anyways so i think i lost like around 8-10 marks in the whole paper [judging by my careless mistakes] so yea.

yes so this is the wacky me during exam season. reminds me of the time when i was 2 years old in my grandparents' village. so right i was u know... a really stupid 2-year-old. so i wandered into the kitchen [it's in a separate hut in the same house area], and saw this like... white powder [it was rice flour. those of u who thought it was *something else* go get some help.] and it reminded me of the baby powder my mom would apply on my arms and legs to keep my skin soft. then... i think u know what happened. for those of u who don't, i applied it all on my arms and legs and even my face. like i spilled the entire vessel of rice flour and it was all over my legs. after that my mom found me in the kitchen after searching everywhere, and u know what i blamed the mess on? [you will never guess it.]

a monkey.

yes.

a monkey.

ANYWAYS THATS A WRAP. thats all folks now shoo before i bring my chappal out to slap you and MAINTAIN A GOOD POSTURE PERSON WHO IS READING THIS OR I WILL ACTUALLY GET U A BACK BRACE SURGICALLY INSTALLED INTO YOUR SPINE. >:0

-ag