A compilation of my aura loss moments this week
Hi my very fabulous humans,
today, you shall be blessed with my very amazing compilation of aura loss moments, so sit back, relax, eat some popcorn and enjoy.
so lets break this week dowm, ive had 5876498723398 exams and 4639273787 mental breakdowns lol
so onto my moments
1. starting with wednesday, I had a breakdown just before amath, ran into lesson late and asked my teacher if i needed a calculator for the paper, like erm bro thats kinda obvious you do?!! ok that was kinda embarrasing
2. Thursday - Lets talk about csp, i looked at the rearranging the sentences section, went nope, and skipped the whole section, and just bsed may way through that, and for the vocab section, my classmates found the answer in totally different sections, and looked at me like gurl you ok... nope i wasnt after i found out im losing 14 marks, that was even more aura loss
3. now oral guys, i manifested getting my y3 el teacher, but guess what, i got the package, my Y1 and 3 teacher, and my dumb💩 started freaking out, and heres how the rest of the oral went
me, gingerly walks up. quacking in my shoes coz girl i was terrified
my y1 cher - hiiii (inserts my name)
me - urm hii?
My y3 cher, smiling with all 32 teeth lol shes vv funny- Good afternoon there!
Me - Bro why you good afternooning me like we dk each other (sobs internally)
good afternoon umm?
My y1 cher- ok sit down!, ok dont be nervous
OMG how did she know bruh was i that obvious
then it went like them just looking at each other and nodding and my y3 cher perpetually smiling at me and me wondering with each word what in the right mind was i doing, and messing up my SI qn.
then comes the grand finale - after the oral, i was already about to start bawling my eyes out and panicking, and i ran up the stage to go out, and guess what, i tripped and fell down flat on the stage, like the aura loss was so so so bad, like i went 💩 and ran off like 😭😭 my knuckles were red, and it was right infront of all the teachers like imagine i was like the last person left there as well, the amt of aura i lost at that one moment was like -2187649872
then comes friday, and after area games i wanted to tag my friends from DHS NP, and i ended up tagging another y2 from DHS NP with the same name, and she just went, oh sorry im her junior with the same name but im honoured GURLLLLLL that was major aura loss i was sobbing
then yesterday, my aunt, cousin and another relative who i didnt know of her exixtence even, came, and i thought that other relative was my aunt's new helper and asked my aunt is that your new helper, and my aunt was shooked she was like NOOO thats your grandma's sis' daughter like GURL what in the- since whennnn like why in the right mind do i have so many relatives, like that was such bad aura loss, and i guessed her age as 40 when she was 29 but ah well says me when my mom and her aunt are like the same age
and finally, my last moment of aura loss was having 8976227614 different breakdowns the whole week and my poor ft having to calm me down everytime, i honestly think shes super done with me atp all she can say rn is your thoughts are running wild everywhere👀☠💀☠💀
so yea bye humans hope you have a great time reading about this :), and dont be skibidi like me, be alpha or sigma
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