i am the third passing option

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sup homies

realised with great shock that blog is DEAD

so i am back to revive it

dawg pe was real funny today

what is soccer. literally a group of people chasing after a sphere at a dangerous speed of 379 km/h all while letting inhumane noises escape their throats? and failing to kick it into the goalpost from a 2m distance. it looked like a street fight today 💀✋ demons of the underworld unleashed bruh it was WILD

this made me question how actual football players manage to look so civil and possibly well mannered while engaging in intense tackling and monstrous kicking. like fam most of us end up kicking suspended air particles instead of the ball sitting completely still on the ground right in front of us. you might think "oh just hit the ball with your leg it's not that hard silly" TRY doing it. you will embarrass yourself and lose all sense of shame (if any to begin with).

and i feel sorry for our teacher tbh. why you ask? because well for starters imagine yelling over 6 screeching teenage girls on a rampage and telling them to REPOSITION THE ATTACK and BE THE THIRD PASSING OPTION and HELP OUT IN THE GAME 💀💀 look. the theory part in football is all good and fun until you try and apply it while you're actually playing then you realise you aren't capable of ACTUALLY PLAYING and it was just a huge illusion. it all makes sense until it doesn't.

anyway enough of pe. those 40 mins gave me a good laugh + an extremely rapid heart rate because dawg i was technically running after nothing. by the time i get anywhere within a 2km radius of the ball some lionel messi wannabe comes and kicks it to the other side of the world then i run all over again only for this vicious cycle to repeat. was AGONISING but hey at least i laughed at people kicking air (i do that too i js find it funny i'm not mean ✋✋)

anywayyyyyyyyy x2 i'm really glad wa3 is over bruh. started in week 4 and ended in week 8 the what now 💀💀 and when i tell you i hibernated for 16 hours on friday i'm really not kidding. tryna figure out what INNER VOICE of mine told me it was a good idea to get less than 3 hours of sleep and still turn up to school for a test 😊😸 week 8 is alw the worst there's ALWAYS like 3 wa3s. i'm so glad it's over.

ooookaaayyyyyy i think that's all for this blog. hope it entertained you at least a little. if it didn't then i hope you find a better source of entertainment LOL

ok bye

stressed spelt backwards is desserts.

- sam


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