good morning

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 remb those fce lessons we had in y1 and y2? mhm yea cus i don't. mb i do. clearly not showing in my own home kitchen. 

i was sitting in the living room, gazing by the window as the sky painted with hues of pink and orange as the sun sets, casting a gentle glow over the surroundings. i was doing logarithms ! i do not like it. i heard my tummy rumble (it did not i js had an itchy mouth) so i thought to myself: mb i shld make my dinner w some of the leftover food + kimchi i <3 kimchi w all my heart. 

as a member of persephone, i'm NOT proud to say i've lived up to it's name of destruction. i was simply heating up some rice and i covered my bowl with a microwavable plastic lid. keyword here: microwavable. turns out it's not. the next thing i knew, a smell of burnt (idk what was) infiltrated my nose and entered my olfactory system 😊 i thought someone was burning joss papers downstairs until i opened the microwave. to my horror, i saw a patch of... black. and disfigured lid. and my MICROWAVABLE plastic lid took the shape of my food and bowl. the definite shape thing not so definite anym huh. 

if you still can't guess what happened, here some more clues: i heated up my food for 5 minutes in a MIRCROWAVE with a MICROWAVABLE plastic lid. 

any wild guesses now 😇

yea... i burnt my food and the MICROWAVABLE plastic lid melted in a microwave. oml everything is a scam and i've been scammed. (yk a few days ago one someone told me that as an NP cadet this is very embarrassing.) so i learnt disaster management... the kitchen type... to be more specific... the microwave type... yea the air was polluted with carbonfluoroblablabla it's the plastic toxin so i wore 2 layers of mask. MY EYES ITCH BOOHOOHOO. uhhh then i js threw everything away and ummm cleaned the microwave duh

surprise my granny came back ! "ARE YOU STUPID WHY YOU PUT THAT THING IN THE MICROWAVE FOR SO LONG 2-3 MINUTES IS ENOUGH" :/ ok. ok but sam asked me if i was microwaving a CAKE. who's the stupid one now 😑 no one microwaves a CAKE. omg 

thanks i js got a really good scolding:

my dad was teaching me physics 

my mom was teaching me how to use common sense (not that common anym)

my grandma was asking how to repay her microwavable lid and bowl 

:/

achievements today:

- completely destroyed a microwave (idk my dad said it's been "compromised")

once a persephone, alw a persephone. 

happy holidays 

😕


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