namaste

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oreo mcflurry: hello 1 slot for the stomach please!

stomach: nuh uh sorry we're completely full, we cant accept anything more.

oreo mcflurry: but i was told there was definitely space for me.

stomach: who told u that?

oreo mcflurry: the brain.

stomach: omds.

oreo mcflurry: can't i js squeeze in? 

stomach: look mate, it's been a big night. 1 more and its a health hazard. 

oreo mcflurry: but im only so little.

stomach: no its not possible bud.

oreo mcflurry: what am i supposed to do now?

stomach: ull have to go by the way u came.

oreo mcflurry: ughh fine so unfair hmph.

stomach: hang on.

oreo mcflurry: yes?

stomach: are u a dessert?

oreo mcflurry: yes im oreo mcflurry!

stomach: OH WELL RIGHT THIS WAY SIR!

#oreomcflurryftw

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