the ultimate manual 2: how to succeed in life

hello everyone. guess. what. I ACTUALLY BECAME CHEM REP 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 to all of you who underestimated me. I PROVED YOU WRONG HA HA HA this is how you succeed in life everyone congrats i'm happy for u

no one probably underestimated me but no one cares as well. noted.

we got chocolate milk after Parade and IT WAS HEAVEN OMDS. so refreshing! U GUYS SHOULD TOTALLY TRY IT TOO. it can be found in the vending machine. near the canteen extension. atp everyone is in love with chocolate and anything made with chocolate. can't blame them ok THE CHOCOLATE MILK IS SO GOOD i love it so much i can't believe i never bothered buying it before. or maybe it was just out of stock whenever i went there idk. it's so good.

day before yesterday i had to give my amath teacher the amath work from my class but realised he left the class alr. he was like 1km away from me. and me being the determined amath rep #zealforlifeandlearning i ran after him and aft seeing that, he started running away from me. i love amath. sam was running behind me for idk what. i was trying to find you but you abracadabra then disappeared????? so i ran after you.

ANYWAY hold pen don't hold hand! wisest words you'll ever hear in your life. mark my words! #romanticise #candlesandyellowlights (?) no but everyone is reposting what Ma'am Rifqa said. one of my friends said Ma'am Rifqa is SO COOL 😙😙 i wholeheartedly agree. she has a whole fandom now im not even kidding 😭😭

i exchanged my Boots today and they look so lovely. shiny and clean. no lines or scratches or wtv. im in love okay. serious love. deep love. FORBIDDEN LOVE!? stop my Boots are so scratched and the sponge thingy at the ankle is peeling off but I COULDN'T EXCHANGE COS DH MY SIZE. so even if i polish it. it looks scratched. it's not the same with the scratches.

I ♥️♥️♥️♥️ NCOs vs Cadets Knots and Lashings. IT'S SO FUN. I STILL RMBR LAST YEAR'S ONE WE HAD IT ON 28/07/2023 IT WAS THE BEST PARADE EVER. why do i also remember the date? because it was THAT FUN. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S MORE THAN 6 MONTHS AGO.

the 100 plus popsicle is not nice. do not try it. not worth ur money. i've gotten reviews that i smelt like 100 plus after gulping that thing down. not a good experience. packaging is not nice too. HOW DO U EAT IT BRUH. it leaked everywhere. but the vanilla ice cream is dam nice! DO TRY IT if u haven't. 

if you want to make chocolate milkshake in school here is the recipe. buy the vanilla ice cream cup + one small carton of HL brand chocolate milk. NOT banana milk ☺️ (but technically you could make banana milkshake with it too? but this is CHOCOLATE milkshake.) next you open both the milk and the ice cream and dump the ice cream into the chocolate milk. what do you do next? yes! you're right! you stir it. then obviously you drink it. yoga tried it once and she said it was SO GOOD. go try it 🔥🔥 i will try it one day when my cough goes away.

this recipe can be adapted to other flavours of milk as well. the canteen stall sells strawberry chocolate and... banana.

during hmt class, we were all sitting on our own individual chairs. we had "free time" cos peer pressure to not do the compo by someone and tbh our teacher will js give it to us as hw either way. and our teacher legit js asked why we were sitting. the urge to shoot up and stand was strong and insane! imagine she asked us why we're even in class 💀 would have shot up 30 feet into the air and ran away from class. but resistance is key! ANYW YA sam was reading my previous hmt compo and laughed till she cried. im not kidding. legitimate tears went rolling down her cheeks and got absorbed in her mask. level 4 is nice. it's so nice and breezy im jealous of the year 2 kids. level 1 feels like im sitting in a volcano. and fyi volcanoes are VERY HOT if you didn't know. it was meant to be OUR level. but i can't imagine climbing up and down the stairs every hour. so no. the trouble i had to go through when i realised i forgot to bring my phone back to my class when i reached the 1ST FLOOR is smt no one shld go through. this happens every single hmt lesson.

STOP your compo was hilarious with all the sound effects then you wrote "she dropped a bomb saying my mom had brain cancer" as "உன் அம்மாவிற்கு மூளையில் புற்றுநோய் ஏற்பட்டிருக்கிறது." என்று மருத்துவர் ஒரு பெரிய குண்டை போட்டார். SORRY 😭😭😭😭😭 WHAT குண்டை போட்டார் BRO I CANNOT WITH YOU. YOUR குண்டை போட்டார் MADE ME CRY IT WAS RIDICULOUS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i will drop bomb on you நான் உன் மேல் குண்டை போடுவேன் யோகலக்ஷ்மி. kidding  it's called இனியத்தொடர்கள் for a reason so im being clever imo.

ok byebye

tmr hbl!!!!! home sweet home. 😋😋

- sam and yosista (im the goat) ya you're an animal you sound like a goat when you laugh  no u dont talk ab animals cos u snorted like a pig when u were laughing at my masterpiece. pigs are so cute btw.

P.S. im so sad i finished my bag of sour patch kids. iw more. pls sponsor! PLEASE BLOG MORE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE