the ultimate manual: how to get a life?

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if you read the title and came here haha me too ☺️☺️ just search up 'life' on the internet go to the shopping section and look for any spare ones on sale ! if you're lucky youll find one and if you arent youll end up like me thanks

anyway

we're calling it PAD now?? ok cool 🔥🔥 (credits Euphrosyne Ma'ams 🔛🔝💯💯)

thank you for blogging Ma'ams ESPECIALLY THE MA'AM WHO BLOGGED "rain 💧💧" 🥰🥰 ITS THE MOST INTERESTING BLOG IVE EVER READ YK IT WAS SO HEARTWARMING AND MEANINGFUL I WAS SO TOUCHED BY IT 😭😭 IT ALMOST BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES !!!!!!!! ITS THE BEST BLOG EVER IVE NEVER READ A MORE ENTERTAINING BLOG EVER IN MY LIFE ‼️‼️ #NOcap #totallyslay #iamok #bestblog #bestMa'amever(idkwhoyouareMa'am)

realised i wasnt kidding the slightest bit when i said i have no life apart from NP and when theres no NP i absolutely have no life AT ALL.

how did i realise? look at me blogging again right now do you see what i mean this is getting unhealthy

also i love cup noodles with all my heart its so COMFORTING maybe its because of AC Preparation sessions or maybe i just like noodles in general

i think i just like noodles in general.

BYE I WAS REREADING PEAR'S OLD BLOGS good lord i got second hand embarrassment from so many of them ESPECIALLY YG'S BIRTHDAY BLOG(S) FOR A CERTAIN MA'AM WHWEHWRHRWERHEWHEWHWRHWEHEWHHEHEWHWEHWH IM DYING wait im gonna go laugh at her and spam her on whatsapp

ok great now shes gonna come after me and i will continue laughing at her 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

yg is so funny we all love yg 🔛🔝🔥🔥 goofy woman

also 2024 is in 4 weeks WHAT 😭😭 ok ykw im just going to GASLIGHT myself and say that i am going to ace sec 3 and live the best life ever ok and its going to be the best year for me (TOTALLY ☺️💀) i will OWN 2024 ok i will eat and leave no crumbs 🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒

i think my future career should be embarrassing myself ill become richer than elon musk and ill be great at my job thanks ☺️🙏

i should stop ill probably be back later to blog again because guess what? THIS GIRL HAS NO LIFE 🔥🔥

i think ive embarrassed myself enough today hahahahahahahahah

happy december guys 🔥🔥 (stream back to december by mother taylor)

- sam



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