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bros bros bros hear me out on 23 july i was struggling with trigo and amath hbl according to my blog. today is 28 oct and guess what bros i still can't do trigo . . . can i migrate to another universe i am SICKENED (get it?! secant sounds like sickened, and secant is in trigo.) just laugh already and save me the embarrassment this was a rough year. 2024 has showed me lows i never thought i wouLd see LDODLORKDORNEJXNWJRHNFHE A BIT FUNNY "failing? me? not happening?! slay queen!" (me in pri sch lol look at me now) 2024 was genuinely so freaky like it turned me into some nostalgic reminiscing freak bc i can't stop thinking about how FLIPPING UNREASONABLY FAST this year was. this one year i really wish time stopped a little just so i could KEEP UP help but no benji krol 💀💀💀💀💀 vincent joseph 💀💀💀💀💀✋️✋️✋️✋️✋️ y'all go watch their videos  LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL buhbye <33 - sam

wassup my favourite gang i finally managed to muster up my determination to blog about my pet peeves in this blog bc i've been wanting to do it for a while. 1. fakies bro i hate fakies to the CORE like those two faced people who say one thing to your face and talk trash about yoy to somrone else. ppl who give you fake compliments. ppl who pretend tk be your best friwnd. like bro where you getting your unlimited supply of audacity from?? pls do n't come talk to me 🙏 it's so annoying dawg 😭 2. egoistic ppl. condescending ppl. ppl who look down on others js bc they're supposedly better. pls js no. there's a huge diff between confidence and plain ego and arrogance. thoee ppl who think they're entitled and go around bossing people get on my nerves. like i get so pissed i would genuinely flip tables in their face ❌️❌️ 3. insensitive BRAGGERS no one wants to hear it. again there's a diff between sharing your SUCCESSES AND BRAGGING ABOUT THEM ✋️✋️ 4. ppl who rub s...

 yeehaw peeps! im glad to say my EOYs are also over (2 days ago haha), it totally did not end with a bang coz that CSP LC, that was a reaaalll scam. anyways, just saw darumdarinda's blog on rating exams (happy birthday amrutha stay HOT forever btw youre vv funny and those study sessions during the second week of exams were so fun and productive❤❤), and i've also decided to rate my papers + rant about that horrible third lang paper coz like WWHAT WAS THAT?! so here it goes: English:20-5/10: ate so hard and left no crumbs, devoured my absolute favourite subject i love EL so much live laugh love EL. Th paper one I cooked so hard I just full on trauma dumped the examiner in my essay and SW was a major yes, but the editing was terrible beyond measure, and the compre was kinda fun, especially he narrative one like what am I even sipposed to do with the dude being a black guy like bro give some useful context coz that did not help at all(but the minus 5 coz Ms Goh was telling me on fr...

 hello homies EOYs are over ! Were over cus it ended on 4 Oct for me but I like hibernated and stuffed my stomach for the past three days so I was busy 👹👹 yea so basically im in motherland rn…..I’m writing this with the little bit of wifi I can find in this caveman life ok tbh my mums side got wifi it’s my dads side that is like literally ISOLATED from the world…ok but the food is great. OH LETS TALK AB HOW I FELL SICK ON THE FIRST DAY. dawg I literally cannot. ok but atleast I can taste food so im like wtv if I can eat all is good. ok enough of my boring caveman life I will talk ab eoys cus I’ve been postponing it for far too long… also gna be a super long blog I think if it’s isn’t too bad  English : no. 2/10 for paper 2 I ate paper one tho paper one is a solid 9/10  Tamil : 10/10 DEVOURED 🔥🔥🔥 (I hope) I mean I felt good ab the paper my teacher still said I was stupif tho so idk  E math paper 1 : 7/10 SO MANY CARELESS MISTAKES. like dawg I never knew I was tha...

 eoys are over yipepepepepepe  erm let's not talk about how i just yolo-ed my way through everything and did not sleep at all on the night before geog and history... studied so hard for malaya but ww2 came out what are the odds!  hey and i skipped like half of my emath papers yooo that was bad i left all my circles question blank because lord help me i CANNOT visualise at all. and then on amath paper day i thought the paper was pretty easy... until i realised i sub in the WRONG value when i was tryna find the eqn for the graph hohoho... my partial fractions also use the wrong case... guys if you ever find and 'A' in my report book you're just blind. watch me come up with a string of c's and b's and a D for chinese and a E for ss geog i must be really blind rawr ! chinese dept gone wild and gave us a stack of rev pps for chinese wdym i need to get an a1 i js need a c6.

 EXAMS ARE OVER… for everyone but me. Like why in the right mind did I even decide to take Chinese like why. That’s like the worst decision ever and it’s coming to bite back at me. Karma for thinking Chinese is easy. I’m such a fool. I LITERALLY HAVE 9 CHAPTERS AND OVER FOUR HUNDRED WORDS TO LITERALLY MEMORISE, THEN I HAVE COMPO SW ORAL LC PAPER 2 ALL ON OME LITERAL DAY  And I can’t already survive a 2H 30 min paper how am I gonna last the whole day I’m scared to the bone rn I’m already dizzy from a math Idknif I’ll make it to Monday I’m so stressed and my whole family is in chaos rn except for me and that is making stuff 10x worse idk how to cope I’m actually this little bit away from snapping  Anyways, to those who are done, slay! Rest well and have fun and this blog is dead do pleaseeee update it love yalls Banana :) Ps : listen to tattoo and neon lights by Loreen!

BROROROOR IT'S CURRENTLY 0205 AND I'M DOING AMATH HELP ME OUR TEACHER SAID 1/3 OF THE PAPER IS TRIGO 💀💀💀💀💀 idk whether to laugh or cry I STILL CANNOT DO TRIGO LOL it's getting kinda funny i don't think i'm sleeping today. like at all. like the past few days the most i've stayed up is until 3am then i would like take a NAP (it wasn't even sleep anymore) till 5am then wake up and get ready for sch. i don't think i'm even NAPPING today. i find it a bit funny how i have less than 3 hours to get ready for school and i'm still not asleep i've never pulled an actual all nighter before 💀 ok today shall be my first. but bro why the last day of eoy 😭😭 I THINK I'M GONNA PULL MY 16 HOUR HIBERNATION CARD AGAIN AFTER TMR. like bro i sleep in the afternoon for like uh 4 hours or so then i stay up real late to grind then nap for 2 hours wake up and come to sch and then this UNHEALTHY cycle repeats. don't do this kids. pls pray for my sleep it...